Thanks, Sparteye – laughed like a drain at finding this again!

I quite liked some of Mil’s apologies too – here’s one for you CK:
“I would like to apologise: to the world for New Zealand being called a country when really, it is simply a refuelling station for aeroplanes, whispers a bowed Hayden Skudder, wringing his hands. Let me make it clear that I have nothing against New Zealand, I'm just surprised I get so many hits from there. Surely it's only home to about two dozen people. Perhaps half of whom have access to electricity. Where are all the hits coming from?”

..and some of the loo stories are very funny!