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I heard one about a lawyer who was questioning a doctor. It went something like this:
Lawyer: "Did you take the man's pulse before you pronounced him dead?"
Doctor: "No, I did not."
"Did you check for breathing or a heartbeat?"
"No, I did not."
"So, it was possible that the patient was still alive!"
"No."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Well, his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
Entire Thread Subject Posted By Posted They passed the bar? J.P. Esquire 05/11/01 07:30 PM Re: They passed the bar? Geoff 05/12/01 01:28 AM Re: They passed the bar? Bingley 05/12/01 06:27 AM Re: They passed the bar? Capital Kiwi 05/12/01 07:28 AM Re: They passed the bar? francais31415 05/13/01 01:31 AM
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