and the twelve slobbering dobermans.

Do you take them out at Christmas time so that they can march in the parade with the Salivation Army?

I think Geoff has taken bridget96's line, and besides adding a great wordplay, has made it sound like the end of a well-known Christmas song. Can we make up the first eleven?
The very last verse of the song will start with:
"Twelve slobbering dobermans",
"Eleven...whats?

If the next poster will copy Twelve slobbering dobermans,
then add their line underneath, and if that could be carried on down, it would make it easier to get the sense of it as a song. I can't wait--this group has such cool ideas!