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Did you hear the one about the priest who had a clone made of himself? The clone, however, turned out to be completely evil. To make a long story short, the priest felt incredibly guilty and decided he had to rid the world of this clone, so he took the clone out to a cliff and pushed him off. He then turned himself in to the police and was charged with ... making an obscene clone fall! 
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I like these:
Are the pope and his clone both infallible? What if they disagree
about something?
Can you clone Alan Greenspan, or does it have to be LIVING tissue?
If Larry King clones himself and interviews himself on his show,
wouldn't that pretty much make nuclear war something we could all look
forward to?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
If the DNA from the bloody glove were cloned and produced a baby O.J.
Simpson, then could we maybe get an actual guilty verdict?
If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us
find out?
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or wait,
Henry IV part II?
If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
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Grits is just one more type of cooked cereal, OK, but not a gourmet treat.
Indeed, Geoff! Says who?, I echo. Dr. Bill, cite your authoritative source, please.
GRITS*
*girl raised in the south
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Also a nickname for the Liberal Party, not used as commonly as Tories for the Progressive Conservatives. Both stolen from the Brits. (Brit Grits?)
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If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?BY, I loved all of your "ideas", and laughed out loud at these two!  ========================================================== GRITS*
*girl raised in the southAnna, you are one cool grits! But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like a pile of waterlogged cardboard: a gray blob that oozes onto your plate, and just sits there sort of undulating...
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Jackie, You just ain't never had 'em fixed right! ...and just sits there sort of undulating...I prefer to think of it as "serengyrating"
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Brit Grits?, Bean asks? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [running screaming down the street]
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Jackie opines: But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like a pile of waterlogged cardboard
And AnnaS responds: You just ain't never had 'em fixed right!
With a nice runny basil seasoned fried egg or two on the top with some pomegranate habaņero sauce and scrumble it all together with criss-cross action of your knife and fork.
Yum! yum!
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Takes an old hand to cook new grits.  congrats on your graduation, there, Faldage. (and hold the habaņero) 
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Takes an old hand Aww shucks, twarn't nuthin, ma'am. 
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