Jackie opines: But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like a pile of waterlogged cardboard

And AnnaS responds: You just ain't never had 'em fixed right!

With a nice runny basil seasoned fried egg or two on the top with some pomegranate habaņero sauce and scrumble it all together with criss-cross action of your knife and fork.

Yum! yum!