If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?

If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
BY, I loved all of your "ideas", and laughed out loud at these two!
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GRITS*

*girl raised in the south
Anna, you are one cool grits!
But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like
a pile of waterlogged cardboard: a gray blob that oozes onto your plate, and just sits there sort of undulating...