#28496
05/05/2001 4:30 PM
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If you cloned a Olympic gold medal female skater would you have an Ice Queen Clone?
Who would you clone,or not?
And off we go .............
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#28497
05/05/2001 4:36 PM
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if you cloned the queen of traditional american pop music would you get Rosemary Cloney?
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#28498
05/05/2001 5:32 PM
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Could two frankfurters on a bun be a Cloney Island?
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#28499
05/05/2001 9:02 PM
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If you cloned a Olympic gold medal female skater would you have an Ice Queen Clone?
To return to Irish pop/folk singers of the early 70s, would Mr. O'Sullivan's duplicate sing "A clone again, unnaturally"?
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#28500
05/06/2001 8:26 AM
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Or set up a society for indigent parthenogenetically originated humans: "Home A Clone". 
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#28501
05/06/2001 1:23 PM
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I think I read this in Sillitoe's story, "The Cloneliness of The Long-distance Punner"
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#28502
05/06/2001 3:45 PM
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And there was the egotist who went to the sperm bank and asked for a clone... Psst--k, I liked the Cloney island one! 2 hot dogs-- 
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#28503
05/06/2001 3:56 PM
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With a knick-knack paddy-whack give your dog a clone...
[duplicated in the true spirit of cloning by thier executive order]
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#28504
05/06/2001 3:58 PM
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Been racking my brain for a pun on ice cream cone.
Surely someone ???
As for clones in general, I think we need to clone Mel Gibson and Pierce Brosnan for starters. (Dibs)
Ladies?
Gentlemen?
Yeah we need to clone a few more of those, too. But it's meant as an invitation not a statement; all you literal-ies.
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#28505
05/06/2001 10:16 PM
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I think we need to clone Mel Gibson and Pierce Brosnan for starters.I'll have a David Duchovny and a Jude Law, please. And throw in a Harrison Ford while you're at it. 
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#28506
05/06/2001 10:25 PM
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if you cloned the queen of traditional american pop music would you get Rosemary Cloney?
If she went mad and began investing in vestments, would she be Clothesmary Looney?
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#28507
05/07/2001 1:08 AM
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Would the middle letter in the word be Eau de Clone?
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#28508
05/07/2001 2:47 AM
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Eau de Clone?Actually, Betsy, one can make Eau de Clone by combining two identical hydrogen molecules with one oxygen molecule, and - bang! you've got water! Chemists invented cloning!
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#28509
05/07/2001 2:51 AM
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if they cloned George Clooney (he's 40) and married it to Rosemary Clooney's clone, it'd be Rosemary Clooney-Clone-Clooney-Clone, baby.
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#28510
05/07/2001 12:52 PM
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I think we need to clone Mel Gibson and Pierce Brosnan for starters.
I'll have a David Duchovny and a Jude Law, please. And throw in a Harrison Ford while you're at it.Oh, come on, ladies, show some class! Clone Marty Feldman! Then clone him with his sister, feed the clone lots of beans, and you'd have Farty Meldman 
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#28511
05/07/2001 1:43 PM
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ladies, show some class! ... Farty Meldman
And who is this pot calling the kettles black?
George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related?
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#28512
05/07/2001 2:19 PM
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" George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related? "
Reminds me a of a sick bumper sticker I saw a long time ago:
"Incest - the game the whole family can play"
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#28513
05/07/2001 3:02 PM
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Pooh-Bah the 1th wonders about the consequences of cloning George Clooney (he's 40) and marrying it to Rosemary Clooney's clone
Oedipus Cloone?
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#28514
05/07/2001 3:29 PM
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if you could, somehow, regenerate Pinto Colvig would you get Bozo the Clone?
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#28515
05/07/2001 7:04 PM
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George Clooney married Rosemary Clooney
Aren't they closely related?
George cahnt marry his ahnt.
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#28516
05/07/2001 7:09 PM
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>George cahnt marry his ahnt.
but weez talkin' clonin' here -- there ain't no stonkin' rules!
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#28517
05/07/2001 7:27 PM
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>George cahnt marry his ahnt.
but weez talkin' clonin' here -- there ain't no stonkin' rules!
I was trying to be econonmical with my post, and answer wow's questions while working in a reference to another thread. Oh well, never mind.
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#28518
05/07/2001 8:00 PM
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"I fall to pieces" Patsy Clone ...and I thought I was the one who hated *contrived puns? Live and learn
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#28519
05/08/2001 4:00 AM
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And who is this pot calling the kettles black?A psychoceramic, my dear wow! (crackpot) Now, if AnnaStrophic were to haul Larry Flynt down to Atlanta and genetically alter him by inserting a common Suthrin food staple gene into him, she could have some porn clone with supper. 
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#28520
05/08/2001 7:08 PM
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Bozo the Clown
Better to try to clone so as to replicate Chuckles the Clown; the one who perished so tragically when the elephant mistook him for a peanut.
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#28521
05/08/2001 8:28 PM
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...she could have some porn clone with supper. Sick, Geoff. Truly sick. (in other words, you're in top form) -Anna"No Grits, No Glory"Strophic
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#28522
05/09/2001 4:28 AM
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Sick, Geoff. Truly sick.
-Anna"No Grits, No Glory"StrophicGlad to know we're in hominy on this one! Geoff "Just say 'no' to okra" Sanders
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#28523
05/09/2001 12:34 PM
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"Just say 'no' to okra"
I used to like okra in chicken gumbo soup, but haven't had it for years. My wife hated the slimy consistency of it. Is that what makes the rest of you dislike it?
Grits is just one more type of cooked cereal, OK, but not a gourmet treat.
The only thing I had trouble with was "Philadelphia scrapple" I had to force myself to remember what my mother taught me about being polite when served that.
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#28524
05/09/2001 1:09 PM
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Grits is just one more type of cooked cereal, OK, but not a gourmet treat.Says who!  AS, y'all ready to gang up on Dr Bill with me?
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#28525
05/09/2001 1:13 PM
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Gourmets everywhere rally round. Gourmands too. Stand up and be counted.
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#28526
05/10/2001 1:25 AM
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Did you hear the one about the priest who had a clone made of himself? The clone, however, turned out to be completely evil. To make a long story short, the priest felt incredibly guilty and decided he had to rid the world of this clone, so he took the clone out to a cliff and pushed him off. He then turned himself in to the police and was charged with ... making an obscene clone fall!
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#28527
05/10/2001 9:24 AM
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I like these:
Are the pope and his clone both infallible? What if they disagree
about something?
Can you clone Alan Greenspan, or does it have to be LIVING tissue?
If Larry King clones himself and interviews himself on his show,
wouldn't that pretty much make nuclear war something we could all look
forward to?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
If the DNA from the bloody glove were cloned and produced a baby O.J.
Simpson, then could we maybe get an actual guilty verdict?
If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us
find out?
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or wait,
Henry IV part II?
If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
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#28528
05/10/2001 11:30 AM
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Grits is just one more type of cooked cereal, OK, but not a gourmet treat.
Indeed, Geoff! Says who?, I echo. Dr. Bill, cite your authoritative source, please.
GRITS*
*girl raised in the south
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#28529
05/10/2001 12:11 PM
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Also a nickname for the Liberal Party, not used as commonly as Tories for the Progressive Conservatives. Both stolen from the Brits. (Brit Grits?)
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#28530
05/10/2001 12:12 PM
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If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
with himself as a child?
If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?BY, I loved all of your "ideas", and laughed out loud at these two! ========================================================== GRITS*
*girl raised in the southAnna, you are one cool grits! But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like a pile of waterlogged cardboard: a gray blob that oozes onto your plate, and just sits there sort of undulating...
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#28531
05/10/2001 12:23 PM
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Jackie, You just ain't never had 'em fixed right! ...and just sits there sort of undulating...I prefer to think of it as "serengyrating"
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#28532
05/10/2001 12:27 PM
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Brit Grits?, Bean asks? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [running screaming down the street]
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#28533
05/10/2001 1:14 PM
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Jackie opines: But my opinion on the grain is that it looks and tastes like a pile of waterlogged cardboard
And AnnaS responds: You just ain't never had 'em fixed right!
With a nice runny basil seasoned fried egg or two on the top with some pomegranate habaņero sauce and scrumble it all together with criss-cross action of your knife and fork.
Yum! yum!
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#28534
05/10/2001 3:13 PM
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Takes an old hand to cook new grits.  congrats on your graduation, there, Faldage. (and hold the habaņero)
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#28535
05/10/2001 3:24 PM
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Takes an old hand Aww shucks, twarn't nuthin, ma'am. 
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