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#2831 04/02/2001 5:50 PM
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In reply to:

the cheque is in the post



Or as we say in Westernesse, "the check is in the mail", is one of the two greatest lies. I won't mention the other one, as it isn't fit for ladies, but most of us know what it is.


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Or as we say in Westernesse, "the check is in the mail", is one of the two greatest lies.
I won't mention the other one, as it isn't fit for ladies, but most of us know what it is.

In this context, the second sentence is an oxymoron. and !


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I won't mention the other one, as it isn't fit for ladies, but most of us know what it is.

i didn't. i had to googlize it. word to the wise, don't ask... just use google (oh dear, what an unfortunate emoticon in this context)

In this context, the second sentence is an oxymoron.

oh, YAY, a chance to share my new word:

"APOPHASIS (n.) - mentioning something by saying it won't be mentioned: "We won't mention his filthy habits.""




#2835 04/03/2001 3:46 PM
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Bobyoungbalt spurted: I won't mention the other one, as it isn't fit for ladies, but most of us know what it is.

Then bridget96 spat out: i didn't. i had to googlize it. word to the wise, don't ask...

I didn't either. I googled too. And I'll never doubt you again, b96...


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2 greatest lies
Well, ladies, don't say I didn't warn you. Now you know where the Greek myth about Pandora came from -- same place as the story in Genesis where the serpent goes after the woman, not the man, because she has to know for herself. (This section of Genesis is a description of human nature -- see Adam's response to God: "It's not my fault -- it's the fault of that woman you gave me!" implying that it's actually God's fault, thus foreshadowing the dodge of trying to stick responsibility on the victim, or the one offended against)


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...I can hear WWH holding his tongue...

Oh, but it is fit for ladies!

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<<Oh, but it is fit for ladies!>>

That's why it's an oxymoron.


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"...but most of us know what it is."

I think this is the "real" oxymoron.




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"Bobyoungbalt spurted"
"Then xxxxxx spat out"
"...I can hear WWH ..."
remaining silent, please



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Thank you Fiberbabe, and Jo(sephine)90 - I shall take you at your word and not google it, as I have not the foggiest idea what it is.


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I have not the foggiest idea what it is.

Me either, sweet Max. I can't even guess what to google.
Frankly, I thought the other greatest lie was, "Sure, I'll stick by you after the baby comes".


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the other greatest lie was, "Sure, I'll stick by you after the baby comes"

Right up there with : "Of course I'll respect you in the morning."
Also, "I'll call you."

And lest we forget the gentlemen :
"Can't we just be friends?"
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Apparently the second biggest lie was not one Clinton used.


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In the spirit of uplifting, intellectual posts, and pedantic inquiry (plus felicidal inquisitiveness) I decided to contribute my mite to this thread. (If you look at the bottom right corner, you'll see him sitting there - his name is Dot. Please don't squash him. )

Am currently reading a book called As we know it: Coming to terms with an evolved mind by Marek Kohn. One of his main subjects for dicussion is, as in any discussion of the evolution of the human mind, the acquisition and development of language.

During this discussion he suggests that one of the oldest lies of all may well be: "He's behind you."

Apparently chimpanzees use a variant of this. When under threat from a larger chimp, or from a larger force, chimpanzees have been seen to mimic the 'warning' gesture (nervous tension, upright posture, staring in the direction of the predator that has just been spotted) - looking over the shoulders, or behind, the threatening chimpanzees, whose attention is then diverted to look behind them too. So this particular lie is almost certainly pre-linguistic!

This naturally segues into the consideration, as all true English-people know, that the oldest art from of all has to be the Panto.

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the oldest art from of all has to be the Panto

"OH, NO, IT'S NOT!"

It would have to be commedia del' arte behind them

(please correect my Italian, emanuela!)


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the oldest art from of all has to be the Panto

"OH, NO, IT'S NOT!"

It would have to be commedia del' arte behind them

(please correect my Italian, emanuela!)


"Oh yes it is!"

the harlequin




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