Faldage warns: Careful there honeypot. Leave off the ® an you like to lose it.

a. I figgured if'n I done coined it, it din't need no RinaCircle. My lawyers thank yer lawyers.
2. Unlike members of a certain Latinate-language-speaking community in western Europe across the English Channel from the Southern Motherland, I have no problem with your attempting Southern US'n speech. A for effort (keep it as a past-tense marker).