One I tend to use when people try to include me in something I don't want to do (and I know it gets on people's goats): "Who's this 'we', white man?"

The other one which I should probably stop using is "Excuse me, I think you're confusing me with someone who gives a sh__!" But the first time someone hears it, it's so effective ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...