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The government would tax sex if they could figure out how to do it. May be a cross between a chastity belt and a parking meter.
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The government would tax sex if they could figure out how to do it. May be a cross between a chastity belt and a parking meter.Bill, do I sense a patent about to be filed?  It might sell real well in Louisville, just prior to Derby Week--to anxious daddies, that is. Tsuwm, my husband lerves (thanks, CK  ) Hunter Thompson, and I am here to testify that every word he wrote is the truth...
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Tsuwm, my husband [loves]Hunter Thompson...
i had to read that twice; for a second there i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm
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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named TsuwmGet a grip, child! You'll give our tsuwm a case of the screaming meemies... 
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Bill, do I sense a patent about to be filed? It might sell real well in Louisville, just prior to Derby Week--to anxious daddies, that is. Tsuwm, my husband lerves (thanks, CK) Hunter Thompson, and I am here to testify that every word he wrote is the truth...
Hunter Thompson? D'you mean Hunter S. Thompson? Moi? Not ... I get fear and loathing every time I see one of his books! He's a real snake in the grass.
And I vaguely remember that this thread started out with me wondering if everyone was colour-blind but seeing everything twice ... Yossarian for President. I liked the self-doubt. Very taxing for him, though.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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sex taxes That suggestion brings a lot of hilarious pictures to mind. Whould they employ meter maids to check on those running overtime? If you neglected to pay your tickets, would they attach a boot to your driving apparatus?
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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named TsuwmI had to read that twice, too. Get a grip, child! You'll give our tsuwm a case of the screaming meemies...But it would explain a lot about the relationship between the two Pooh-Bahs! 
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did someone mention a hugger-mugger?!
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hugger-mugger
As in being secret/clandestine? Or in the sense of sowing confusion? Not that the Two Pooh Bahs would ever do that ON PURPOSE!!
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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm
I had to read that twice, too.
As did I. It is nice to know that I was not alone in my confusion. 
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