Did anyone notice that the bios of
Eubie Kwyatt and LRReiche
seem to show that they are the same person?

Ok, I finally got the subject title--ol' Lance is from the
corny state.
But, speaking of corn, I think he did this so his two alter
egos can hold conversations: "oh, be quiet". "No, YOU be quiet."

Since this is I & A, I would like to say that Monarchos is
one heluva horse. He charged up from the back of the pack
on the outside to win the Kentucky Derby in the second-fastest time ever, just 2/5ths of a second slower than Secretariat.