actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
Oh, Rousp.! What howlers! Thank you! "Rock bottom and has started to dig..." Ow, my stomach!

Reminds me of the list of insurance company accident excuses that came out some years ago. One of them was,
"The pedestrian couldn't make up his mind which way to go,
so I hit him." Another said the tree jumped in front of him.