Especially for AnnaS, apologies if this a YART
~Things a True Southerner Knows~ The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess
What general direction cattywumpus is
How long "directly" is---As in "Going to town, be back directly."
That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar
When "by and by" is
How to handle their "pot likker"
Long sleeved shirts should always be rolled up past the elbow
The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
cold potato salad
The difference between "pert nigh" and "a right fur piece"
The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash
Don't assume the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to turn
Never to go snipe hunting twice