"In the state of Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket."

My sweet paulb, that is so, because when I slip my hand into your hip pocket, I don't want to get all messy.


Okay, where are the gutter police when you need them?

Anyway, just to let anyone who cares know I'll be away for six days ... in Melbourne. Hope it's not illegal to put ice cream in your back pocket there!





The idiot also known as Capfka ...