In reply to:

Even though there are probably more natives of India,

Nice understatement, Blanche, unless there are a billion Native Americans!

Now that the casinos on the reservations are raking in the dough, there are about a billion people claiming to be tribal members. And those people are - what? - pseudo-pseudo-Indians?

[suddenly-realizing-what-the-Phil-Collins-song-was-about emoticon]