And then there was the poor rooster-- purchaced by a new age radical, who went back to nature and had a farm.
He/she called up the Cooperative Extentions (a US gov agricultular service) and asked-- "how long should i leave my rooster with the chickens to insure good laying habits of the hens?"-- the clerk at the extention office needed to check, so he said "Just a minute"-- and the new age farmer said "thank you" and hung up!