PS I chose 'Maverick' largely because of my spilling habits

Spilling could be dangerous if all you're wearing is a
g-string, mav! (ref. my response to you not being a vestal
virgin.) This was a good one, though! I'll have to allow you a point for this one. (And if you didn't do it
on purpose, for heaven's sake keep quiet about it!)

My sympathies on learning to navigate the web--I'm---er,
no, I'm not going to say that!!!--a beginner there myself,
though learning. Trial and error, just keep on--it'll come.