Dr. Bob* contributes (sic): There used to be a maxim that the angle of dangle was proportional to the heat of the m... and the m... of the a..

Happens I've got a recording (LP no less) of the Mass of the Ass (that's Missa Asini for you Latin scholars out there). Just thought I'd mention it.

*Oh, oops. That's Dr. Bill, in't it. I bin callin you Dr. Bob fer some time now, ain' I Dr. Bill. Sarry bout that.