), I find myself reading labels on bottles

[immensely-relieved-e]

so does this mean i'm not the only one in the world with a habit of reading the labels on my shampoo bottles as i wait the requisite 60 seconds for my conditioner to take effect?? do any of you go so far as to say the words in your head, quickly, to see if you can make it all the way down the list without stumbling? (try saying cocomidopropyl hydroxysultane three times fast). even Green shampoos have wonderfully complex ingredient lists