Huh? CapK, who characterizes 19th century love letters as missives misleading misses, is Pepe LePew? Ha ha ha! The truth will out! You really are a hopeless romantic. You just don't like those letters stealing your thunder!!!!

Jackie, are you listening?

CapK, if you've never seen M. LePew, you have missed a treat. He is a Warner Brothers cartoon skunk, whose entire reason for being is romance. And in every episode, some poor female black cat accidently gets white paint along her back, and Pepe, thinking she is a beauuuutiful fem skunk, pursues her relentlessly, despite kitty's desperate attempts to rebuff his advances.