Depending on who you with they gone get all disscrumblfied right quick anyways.

Thus you spake to a widow woman?
A 72-year-old one at that!
Harumph

Guess I am just following Mother's directions for the flat sheets. I like a neatly made bed ... military influences in the family?
Of course (fluffing up feathers emoticon) I do not expect others to conform to my high standards.
Whatever fluffs your down quilt!
wow