hyla, i would be most appreciative if you could tone down your posts a bit; i keep laughing too loudly and waking the kids.
as for Poohbahphagic condiments... what better than *honey*??
and since i have your ear, may i propose the following solution for your self-described poohbahphobia (ie getting beaten to the punch by tsuwm):
when you see an interesting thread to which you haven't yet formulated a response, simply do as follows:
(1) immediately enter a post with a single "."
(2) wait for tsuwm to offer his eruditions.
(3) copy his entire message using ctrl-A then ctrl-C
(4) go back to your post, which is immediately above tsuwm's, and edit it by clicking ctrl-V
(5) enter a new post directly below tsuwm's, saying "HA! i see i beat you to it!"
(6) wait for the people on the other side of the pond to return home, log into AWAD, and congratulate you on your witty response.