these remind me of some email that was circulating awhile back (which probably means you've all read these, but in case anyone missed them....)

REJECTED CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
4. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
5. Your First Day at School and Why You'll Never Come Home Again
6. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
7. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
8. You Can Make a Plastic Bag Space Helmet
9. Good Night, Closet Monster; Goodbye, Honey
10. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
11. Grandpa Gets a Casket
12. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
13. Little Hands, Big Toasters
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Some Kittens Can Fly
18. Strangers Have the Best Candy
19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
20. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
21. You Were an Accident
22. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


~b