CRICKET ALERT

I'm about to start a fund to take a contract out on John Wright for high treason. They must pay him in chicken tikka masala, white axminster carpet and dead cats. If India can do that to the Australians, we may as well send the Auckland Grammar School first eleven to play India. If it has to happen, it may as well be done to Jafas.



America's Cup Alert

As for precious Pete, they shoot him full of speed, I'm sure of it. The prefrontal lobotomy has already taken.

Oh, and don't forget Kookaburra off Perth. But that was before you were a convert, wasn't it? The Australian banana boat.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...