I bought the magazine yestereve and took it in with me to my standard Thursday bar restaurant. I got about two pages in to the article and had to leave because I was frightening the other customers and the hired help with my constant guffawing. Just a sample. The author claims to be a SNOOT from a family of SNOOTs (approximately 70% of his family claim the label). SNOOT may be interpreted as either Sprachgefühl Necessitates Our Ongoing Tendance or Syntax Nudniks Of Our Time depending on whether or not the interpreter is a SNOOT.