"Next thing you're gone tell me you got South Lyon there in Michigan."

Of course. It is about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. I have friends who live there.

"Some other classical names in my neck-o-the-woods; Rome, Romulus, Etna, Podunk, Cincinnatus.

Michigan has a Rome Center, a Romulus, and two Podunks. Did I mention that a lot of New Yorkers settled here?