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Donald Trump and Kamala Harris
Make the diplomats in Paris
Shake their heads and sigh "Mon Dieu!"
They support Harris faute de mieux.
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Sir Keir Starmer
Said "The Ukrainians need more armour".
"To hell with them", Trump declared.
Macron replied "Vous êtes plein de merde!"
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Pope Francis
Received J. D. Vance's
Greetings, and died the next day.
God works in a mysterious way.
Likewise our late Queen
Appeared on screen
Appointing Liz Truss as Prime Minister.
The Queen then died, but there was nothing sinister.
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----please, draw me a sheep----
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Pope Leo Fourteen
Makes Trumpists really mean.
They say he should stick to the Creed
And cut out the wokery about helping those in need.
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Nicolas Maduro
Fell foul of Trump's anti-narcotics bureau.
But when Venezuelans cried "Freedom!"
Trump refused to heed 'em.
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Gianni Infantino
Said "I doubt that San Marino
Will ever win the World Cup,
But you never know what might turn up".
Sir Keir Starmer,
When asked if some knight in shining armour
Might help the Labour Party's chances,
Said "Yes – bring me my spurs and lances!"
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