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...The billiards sharp whom anyone catches,
HIs doom's extremely hard;
He's made to dwell in a dungeon cell
On a spot that's always barred,

And there he plays extravagant matches
In FITLESS fingerstalls
On a cloth untrue
.With a twisted cue
..And elliptical billiard balls! [laughing maniacally]

-- The Mikado, Act II