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WHONESS
PRONUNCIATION: (HOO-nis)
MEANING: noun: The essence of a person.
ETYMOLOGY: From who, from Old English hwa + -ness (quality). Earliest documented use: 1922. ___________________________
WHO-NESS - what enables Horton to hear a person, no matter how small
PHONESS - a female iPhone
WHO-NEST - where the good Doctor snuggles their partner
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PENNYWEIGHTER
PRONUNCIATION: (PEN-ee-way-tuhr)
MEANING: noun: One who steals jewelry, especially by substituting a fake for the real one.
ETYMOLOGY: From pennyweight jewelry, from pennyweight, the weight of a silver penny (1⁄240 of a pound). Earliest documented use: 1886. ________________________ OPEN N.Y. WEIGHTER - serves in restaurants in Manhattan for a pittance; unlocks the door at the start of the day
PENNYWRIGHTER - makes inexpensive artifacts out of coins, to sell to tourists
PENNY-EIGHTER - one who advocates dividing a penny into eight equal pieces to use for purchasing very inexpensive items
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GARDYLOO
PRONUNCIATION: (gar-dee-LOO)
MEANING: noun: A warning cry.
ETYMOLOGY: Phonetic respelling of French imperative gardez l’eau (mind the water). Earliest documented use: 1771. ___________________________
GARY, LOO - Lieutenant, "Gary" is my first name, Sir.
WARD Y, LOO - You sure that's the closest latrine in this hospital, Medic?
GAR DYE LOT - They're making pigments out of fish now !
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HALLELUJAH
PRONUNCIATION: (hal-uh-LOO-yuh)
MEANING: interjection: Praise the Lord. noun: An expression of joy, relief, praise, etc.
ETYMOLOGY: From Hebrew halaluyah (praise God), from halelu (praise, you all), second person plural imperative of hallel (to praise) + yah (God), shortening of Yahweh (God). Earliest documented use: 1535. __________________________
HALL, ELIJAH - Master Hall is present and accounted for
HALLE LUJAH - Halle Berry after marrying Frank Lujah in Missouri
HALLEL, UTAH - name of a fictitious town, inserted into the atlas to demonstrate plagiarism
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DEKKO
PRONUNCIATION: (DEK-oh)
MEANING: noun: A look.
ETYMOLOGY: From Hindi dekho (look), imperative of dekhna (to look). Earliest documented use: 1855. _________________
DENKO - first-person singular of "to think"
DE-RKO - to sell your stock in a famous old theater chain
GEKKO - a small insect-eating animal with unique feet that enable it to run up walls and even hang from the ceiling
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NOLI ME TANGEREN
PRONUNCIATION: (NO-lee mee/may TAN-juh-ree)
MEANING: noun: 1. Someone or something that must not be touched or interfered with. 2. A warning against touching or meddling. 3. Any of various plants whose seed capsules burst open when touched. adj.: Relating to prohibition or fear of being touched.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin noli me tangere (do not touch me), from noli (do not), imperative of nolle (to be unwilling) + me (me) + tangere (to touch). Earliest documented use: 1398. ____________________
SOLI ME TANGERE - Don't touch anybody but me!
NOLI SE HANGERE - In the first place, hanging yourself is a difficult (not to say dangerous) thing to attempt, and in the second...in the second, it's suicide, and suicide is a capital offense! [after W S Gilbert]
NOLI ME TANGIERE - Whatever you do, Br'er Fox, don't throw me in Tangiers! [after Uncle Remus]
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LAMPOON
PRONUNCIATION: (lam-POON)
MEANING: noun: A biting satire directed against a person or institution. verb tr.: To ridicule or satirize.
ETYMOLOGY: From French lampon, from lampons (let us drink), imperative of slang lamper (to gulp down), from laper (to lap up). Earliest documented use: 1645. _________________________
L'ARPOON - a pointy stick used by French whalers
L'AMPOGON - a tool for increasing the number of sides on a many-sided drawing
LAMBOON - an automatic shearing machine that sheep can simply walk through
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