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STIGGINS
PRONUNCIATION: (STI-ginz)
MEANING: noun: A pious impostor.
ETYMOLOGY: After Reverend Stiggins in Charles Dickens’ novel The Pickwick Papers (serialized 1833-36). Earliest documented use: 1916.
NOTES: Reverend Stiggins is a hypocritical deputy shepherd of a Temperance Association. His red nose betrays his true feelings about temperance. ___________________
ST. 'IGGINS - George Bernard Shaw's noted elocution professor has been canonized
STAG GINS - a clear drink, distilled and redistilled fermented juniper berries, made for by and for men only
STOGGINS - 'ung by the fireplace on Gristmas Eve by males who hope to get a gift from Santa. If they were bad they receive a wadded-up plant leaf; if they were good, though, they get an old cigar.
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PECKSNIFF
PRONUNCIATION: (PEK-snif)
MEANING: noun: A hypocritical person who pretends to have high moral principles.
ETYMOLOGY: After Seth Pecksniff, a character in Charles Dickens’s novel Martin Chuzzlewit (serialized 1843-1844). Earliest documented use: 1844. The adjectival form is pecksniffian. ______________________________
PECKSNUFF - what a chicken does when he's addicted to nicotine
PECK STUFF - how woodpeckers drive you crazy
PECK-STIFF - what makes a rooster cock-of-the-walk
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ARTFUL DODGER
PRONUNCIATION: (art-ful DOJ-uhr)
MEANING: noun: A nimble, cunning thief or a pickpocket. _______________________________
PARTFUL DODGER - Jackie Robinson has finished only half of his dinner so far
ARTFUL LODGER - when Jimmy Durante couldn't pay the rent to Mrs Calabash (wherever she is)
TARTFUL DODGER - the Knave of Hearts, who so far has managed to avoid being captured
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WINDLASS
PRONUNCIATION: (WIHND-luhs)
MEANING: noun: A device for lifting or hauling, using a rope or cable wound around a cylinder. verb tr.: To extract, lift, or bring forth with deliberate, steady effort.
ETYMOLOGY: From Old Norse vindass, from vinda (to wind) + ass (pole). Earliest documented use: 1294. __________________________________
WINE PASS - free admission to the Oenophiles' Club
WAND LASS - Hermione, or Fleur, or Molly, or Minerva, or even Narcissa, among many others; take your pick
MIND, LASS - Behave yourself, young lady!
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MONOPOLYLOGUE
PRONUNCIATION: (mon-uh-POL-i-log)
MEANING: noun: A performance in which one person plays multiple characters, typically all of them.
ETYMOLOGY: From mono- (one) + poly- (many) + -logue (talk). Earliest documented use: 1819. _____________________________
MONOPOLLYLOGUE - oration by a unusually verbose parrot
MONO-POLYWOGUE - a single isolated tadpole
MOO-POLYLOGUE - the whole herd is chattering today
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LUSTRATION
PRONUNCIATION: (luhs-TRAY-shuhn)
MEANING: noun: 1. An act of purification by means of rituals. 2. The purging of those associated with crimes committed under an earlier regime.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin lustrare (to make bright). Earliest documented use: 1614 ___________________________
BLUSTRATION - the sense of impotence when your windbagging gets you nowhere
LUSTRACTION - being diverted from your goals by a pretty face
LiSTRATION - don't look now but you're about to run out of food
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UNICITY
PRONUNCIATION: (yoo-NIS-uh-tee)
MEANING: noun: The quality of being the only one of its kind: uniqueness or oneness.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin unicus (one, unique). Earliest documented use: 1691. A synonym is uniquity. _________________________
URNICITY - world's largest purveyors of containers for cremation remains
UNICITY - a very tenuously supported research paper with only one reference
UNICI-TV - United Nations International Coöperative Informational TeleVision. Don't we wish!
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PIEPOWDER
PRONUNCIATION: (PY-pow-duhr)
MEANING: noun: A traveler, especially a traveling merchant.
ETYMOLOGY: From Old French pie (foot) + poudre (powder, dust). Earliest documented use: 1436. _____________________________
PINE-POWDER - mixed with Elmers Glue, forms a paste suitable for filling holes and dents in wood furniture
PI (E-POWER) - a mathematical expression (pi to the e, or 3.14159...-to-the 2.718281828... , equal to approximately 22.4591) of no particular theoretical use yet
PILE-POWDER - the granular dirt that accumulates under a rug
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