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IMMUNE – INAPPROPRIATE
Just one inappropriate word That a member of staff may have heard Can get you the sack And you'll never come back, For no-one's immune. It's absurd!
MEMORY – MENINGITIS
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A patient who had tonsillitis Went on to develop bronchitis. When his memory failed, The Grim Reaper prevailed, And he died of acute meningitis.
TEAMMATE – TEDIOUS
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Some kids just like keeping the ball; They won't pass to teammates at all. They only want goals, Not tedious roles Where the chances of scoring are small.
SCAMPER – SCATTER
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If your dog likes to scamper around And scatter small toys on the ground, Adopt a brisk tone And throw it a bone. It's very effective, I've found.
PREDOMINATE – PREFIXED
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Americans tend to abominate Prefixed feudal titles to nominate Great people (like 'Sir'), Which in Britain occur A lot, as traditions predominate.
NIGHTMARISH – NINTH
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The ninth of a cat's alleged lives Must be nightmarish when it arrives. For its future is brief, And it purrs with relief On each further day it survives.
DEPEND – DEPRESSION
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If you have a demanding profession, Your work can become an obsession. You depend on the stress, And if it grows less You're likely to suffer depression.
REFRAIN – REIN
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