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IMMUNE – INAPPROPRIATE
Just one inappropriate word
That a member of staff may have heard
Can get you the sack
And you'll never come back,
For no-one's immune. It's absurd!
MEMORY – MENINGITIS
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A patient who had tonsillitis
Went on to develop bronchitis.
When his memory failed,
The Grim Reaper prevailed,
And he died of acute meningitis.
TEAMMATE – TEDIOUS
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Some kids just like keeping the ball;
They won't pass to teammates at all.
They only want goals,
Not tedious roles
Where the chances of scoring are small.
SCAMPER – SCATTER
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If your dog likes to scamper around
And scatter small toys on the ground,
Adopt a brisk tone
And throw it a bone.
It's very effective, I've found.
PREDOMINATE – PREFIXED
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Americans tend to abominate
Prefixed feudal titles to nominate
Great people (like 'Sir'),
Which in Britain occur
A lot, as traditions predominate.
NIGHTMARISH – NINTH
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