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His sermon thus artfully angled
Displayed his beliefs so newfangled.
But to shore up his pronouns
He tried using no nouns
And soon became hopelessly tangled.
OK, let's try this:
Despite being artfully angled
His thoughts were just hopelessly tangled.
With talent thus lacking
He soon was sent packing;
A lesser position he's wangled.
HUTCH - HYMN
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As the flock has become very small,
We now use the tiny church hall.
They call it the Hutch,
As it doesn't hold much –
Three chairs and some hymn books, that's all.
MIRACLE – MISCELLANEOUS
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I have miscellaneous skills,
But a miracle cure for all ills
I have not yet perfected.
Now don't get dejected –
Try some of my happiness pills.
RATE – RAVENOUS
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A posh English golfer called Brian
Encountered a ravenous lion.
He withdrew at a rate
That was fairly sedate,
While swinging his club (a four-iron).
CHAMBER – CHANDELIER
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I like chamber music that calms,
Especially Schubert and Brahms,
In a warm atmosphere
With a fine chandelier
And other such sensual balms.
HELICOPTER – HELVETIC
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A police helicopter was sent
To a Helvetic skiing event.
The cops reached a slope,
Descended a rope,
And cornered their man in a tent.
DEADLOCK – DECENT
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The statesman looked slightly askance
When asked if a half-decent chance
Of peace now existed.
The deadlock persisted,
He said; there was still no advance.
TRANSMIT – TRAVERSE
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When I sit at my desk to transmit
My pearls of poetical wit
And set them in motion
Traversing the ocean,
I must say it awes me a bit.
SAUCER – SCARCELY
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A real flying-saucer fanatic
Is apt to be overdramatic.
I can scarcely refrain
From replying "Insane!"
Or another word just as emphatic.
BREADTH – BRIEFING
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The breadth of the minister's role
Was starting to take quite a toll.
He wouldn't stop beefing
At each lengthy briefing;
The paperwork made his eyes roll.
IMMUNE – INAPPROPRIATE
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