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His sermon thus artfully angled
Displayed his beliefs so newfangled.
But to shore up his pronouns
He tried using no nouns
And soon became hopelessly tangled.
OK, let's try this:
Despite being artfully angled
His thoughts were just hopelessly tangled.
With talent thus lacking
He soon was sent packing;
A lesser position he's wangled.
HUTCH - HYMN
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Pooh-Bah
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As the flock has become very small,
We now use the tiny church hall.
They call it the Hutch,
As it doesn't hold much –
Three chairs and some hymn books, that's all.
MIRACLE – MISCELLANEOUS
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Pooh-Bah
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I have miscellaneous skills,
But a miracle cure for all ills
I have not yet perfected.
Now don't get dejected –
Try some of my happiness pills.
RATE – RAVENOUS
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Pooh-Bah
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A posh English golfer called Brian
Encountered a ravenous lion.
He withdrew at a rate
That was fairly sedate,
While swinging his club (a four-iron).
CHAMBER – CHANDELIER
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