His sermon thus artfully angled
Displayed his beliefs so newfangled.
But to shore up his pronouns
He tried using no nouns
And soon became hopelessly tangled.


OK, let's try this:

Despite being artfully angled
His thoughts were just hopelessly tangled.
With talent thus lacking
He soon was sent packing;
A lesser position he's wangled.

HUTCH - HYMN