PARTURITION

PRONUNCIATION: (par-chuh/too-RISH-uhn)

MEANING: noun: The act of giving birth.

ETYMOLOGY: From Latin parturire (to be in labor). Earliest documented use: 1646
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MARTURITION - what the name should have been all along, since it's a she who does it

PARTURATION - the portion you dole out sparingly

PASTURITION - subjecting to 140 degrees (F) to reduce the rate of spoilage