A-HEM: "Gentlemen", she said using the term loosely--nothing you can do will make me post. Not a thing.

Max--if you recall, "my dear", I do know a few things about you that you would prefer not to have revealed. You
wouldn't want me to let something "slip", now, would you???
'Cause you know exactly what I don't like, an' you did it anyway. You're skating on thin ice, Bub.

As for you, "Tsuwm", or whoever you are, oh ho ho--your suggestions are WAY off.

1) gutter excursions Ha! I can choose to ignore.
2) recruit newbies I have sent many a private welcome.
3) effusive praise Of...???
4) disguise yourself as newbie Any comment would be too revealing.
5) ... oh that oughta suffice Ran out of steam already, eh? Too bad...

Nope, there is nothing you can do to make me post.