BALDERDASH

PRONUNCIATION: (BAWL-duhr-dash)

MEANING: noun: Nonsense.

ETYMOLOGY: Origin unknown. Earliest documented use: 1596.
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BALDER CASH - remuneration for selling your hair to a wig-making company

BALD END ASH - what's left after you burn your hairless wood baseball bat

BALD, DER DACH - today the walls; soon, the roof!