okay, y'all knew that I had a bunch of real titles stuck in my hip pocket:

o How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

o I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

o I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

o My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

and, of course...
o Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life