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title for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now
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Not a new one, sorry, but the one that always bugged me...
"Wreck On The Highway".."Blood and glass all around and no
body prayed." This goes back to the 30's I think...maybe early 40's. Gross, but popular at that time.
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Heard on radio in Tennessee ;
"Where Were You When The Ship Hit The Sand."
Catchy tune, too.
wow
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"If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now"
Lessee now, could that one go something like this? (nasal):
Oh, why-yi-yi-yi-yi, didn't I just go on ahead,
Take some action, like my Daddy always said?
'Stead, I let it dra-a-ag out--
I watched you cry and pout.
Oh, why, didn't I just go on ahead?
Chorus
I wouldn't'a shot you at aw-aw-aw-aw-awl,
But I kept on seein' yew in the hawls.
All you did was tease me, when I wanted you to please me...
And then you had to grab me by the b---s.
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I wouldn't'a shot you at aw-aw-aw-aw-awl,
But I kept on seein' yew in the hawls.
All you did was tease me, when I wanted you to please me...
And then you had to grab me by the b---s.You'll be in trouble when the gutter police catch you. Oh, you are the gutter police. Ah well, where to now?  And there's a real C&W song out there called something like "I Could Either Shoot Myself or I Could Just Go Bowling".
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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And there's a real C&W song out there called something like "I Could Either Shoot Myself or I Could Just Go Bowling".After reading nemo's experience with the Britney Spears cjibe, I shall heroically restrain myself from commenting on this genre. 
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cjibeAre you talking about Britney in Swahili or something now? Whichever, it sounds vicious. I await a translation with bated (and baited) breath.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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cjibe
Are you talking about Britney in Swahili or something now? Whichever, it sounds vicious. I await a translation with bated (and baited) breath. It means a maritime jest. It is a common word up our way. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulation. 
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. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulation.C'mon, Maxie, you could have just used plain English, like "Je suis desole".
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"Two dawgs in mah bed, 'cuz it's cold outside, Ah go huntin' with one, an' t'other's mah bride..." Now, y'all gotta remember, I'm a native South Carolinian 
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