I wouldn't'a shot you at aw-aw-aw-aw-awl,
But I kept on seein' yew in the hawls.
All you did was tease me, when I wanted you to please me...
And then you had to grab me by the b---s.

You'll be in trouble when the gutter police catch you.

Oh, you are the gutter police. Ah well, where to now?

And there's a real C&W song out there called something like "I Could Either Shoot Myself or I Could Just Go Bowling".


The idiot also known as Capfka ...