How about "Donkey"? A friend of mine who has/trains racehorses uses that as a stable name for his best pacer. He wanted
to register that as her race name but got a tart rejoinder from the NZ Trotting Association that it might bring the industry into
disrepute.

OK, how about Donqui Xote? Or are we tilting at windmills trying to pass that one off? Or will the tart still issue her opprobrious rejoinder? Or, if you've seen the movie, "Babe," perhaps your friend should enter a sow named Equus, or something.