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ALDERMAN – ALIVE
An alderman told me: "This city Has a landscape that's not very pretty. It needs money to thrive And feel more alive, But sadly we're broke. What a pity!"
MENTALITY – MERELY
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In lockdowns, our Covid mentality Transforms our idea of normality. Restrictions on freedom? We reckon we need 'em – They're merely a prudent reality.
HUMID – HUNCH
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In a swamp, on a hot humid day, I saw some young crocodiles play. I had a strong hunch That they'd eat me for lunch, So I prudently hurried away.
GRASP – GRATEFUL
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"You moron!" my teacher would rasp If I found an idea hard to grasp. I thought it quite hateful – "Please, sir, I'd be grateful For clarification!", I'd gasp.
DUCKLING – DUSTER
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Our sassy au pair said "Hey, buster!" With all the mock rage she could muster, "I'm no ugly duckling!" "You're not?" I asked, chuckling. "No way!" she cried, flinging her duster.
LEFT – LENTICULAR
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A brooch my late grandmother left Was taken away in a theft. Its lenticular shape, Like a half-flattened grape, Intrigued me – but now I'm bereft.
FRIENDLY – FRINGE
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When talking to fringe politicians With weird and dogmatic positions, Don't holler or squirm. Be friendly but firm: Say 'No' to their crazy ambitions.
RIDER – RIPPING
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A racehorse, alarmed by a spider, Reared up and unseated its rider. Though ripping his shirt, The man was unhurt. (The horse was a hopeless outsider.)
MAYHEM – MEANING
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We search for the meaning of life Amid all the mayhem and strife. While most of us cope, A few give up hope And do themselves in with a knife.
DISSONANT – DISTINCTIVE
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When dissonant music was new, Its public supporters were few. Some connoisseurs found Its distinctive harsh sound Appealing, but others would boo.
NAVIGATE – NEAPOLITAN
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