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CARNATION – CARTWHEELS
Small plants suffer much from the moves Of tractors and cartwheels and hooves. A poor wild carnation Risks disintegration If caught in vehicular grooves.
EFFORT – EKE
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While making great effort to eke Their food rations out every week, Stout folk in all nations Cursed wartime privations Which slimmed down their ample physique.
RULER – RUNNER
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A runner exclaimed: "I object! The length of this track's incorrect!" His coach, who was cooler, Said: "Check with a ruler. It's just your poor sight, I expect".
LEMONADE – LETTERS
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I recently bought lemonade, Then checked to see where it was made. RHODESIA, it said In letters of red. No wonder the stuff had decayed.
HOSE – HOSTILITY
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Two neighbours, with flagrant hostility, Made taunts of outrageous scurrility. When one aimed his hose At the other man's nose, He ruled out all hope of civility.
DISTINGUISH – DIVERT
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A pilot, when forced to divert In the course of a safety alert, Could not, going one way, Distinguish the runway. He turned around, crashed, and got hurt.
SEIZING – SERMON
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It was during a sermon on sin That iconoclasts forced their way in. The priest, seizing one, Said: "When you're all done, Can you put the smashed glass in a bin".
COLLECT – COLONEL
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My grandfather used to collect Toy soldiers, and he would inspect His precious assortment For dress and deportment, Then bark, like a colonel, "Correct!"
TEMPESTUOUS – TEND
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In Rome, Carthage, Persia and Greece The wars tended never to cease, And people's tempestuous (Often incestuous) Passions allowed them no peace.
OPACITY – OPINION
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Some German philosophers write Dense tomes that give students a fright. Their opacity muddies Their meaning in studies (Which, in my opinion, is slight).
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