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(...and as long as I'm recycling other people's lines)
We knew roguish René was aloof, Took a mugful of ale to the roof. "Will you chug the whole lot?" When he said, "I think not!" Why, he vanished away with a Pouf!
OVERWHELMED - PALATE
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At first I was rather suspicious - I thought your cuisine too ambitious. But every small bite Gave my palate delight. I'm quite overwhelmed. It's delicious!
LORDSHIP - LOUDSPEAKER
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Loudspeakers on battlements blared: "His Lordship the Duke has declared That he's now indisposed, So this castle is closed". Some tourists' annoyance was aired.
CRASS - CREVASSE
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Eight ill-prepared climbers, en masse, Fell down an uncharted crevasse. To say "Serves them right!", On hearing their plight, Would sound unforgivably crass.
ORBITAL - OUTLAST
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Oops! He spilled his solution of sorbitol And the sponge somehow wouldn't absorb it all. Now all science he nixes Small Engines he fixes 'Cuz not all mechanics are orbital!
Oops - no OUTLAST in that one. Let's do it again:
At NASA they had a big fight About satellites' orbital height. Then they'd argue - and drink - And raise a big stink About who'd outlast whom in a fight.
LULLABY - MAGAZINE
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A lullaby might be too mild For a loud, hyperactive young child, But something by Queen From a rock magazine May prove more acceptably wild.
GAMING - GARRULOUS
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In gaming, success isn't free; Intense concentration is key. A garrulous boozer Is always a loser, As any observer can see.
DIAGRAM - DIFFICULT
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The diagram drawn to explain The work flow was dense and arcane. Achieving a pass In that difficult class Drove management students insane.
BITTEREST - BLANK
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A physicist born in Darjeeling Now lived in west London, in Ealing. When he studied Max Planck His mind went a blank, Which gave him the bitterest feeling.
TECHNICAL - TENACIOUSLY
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Two thumbs up: been there done that.
----please, draw me a sheep----
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