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GULF – GUST
A ship from the Persian Gulf area Was in the Black Sea near Bulgaria, When a gust from the East Arrived like a beast, Infecting the crew with malaria.
FETCH – FICTITIOUS
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A vicious fictitious old whale Ordered "Fetch me some fish in a pail! Or else, why then I'll" (Added he with a smile) "Whup you upside the head with my tail!"
PICKEREL - PONY
("It isn't brains, because You-Know-Why, Rabbit," said Pooh, "but it comes to me sometimes...")
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The pickerel, peacock and pony, Invertebrate creatures and bony, All sprang from mutation, Not godly creation - To talk of 'design' is baloney.
SAFEGUARD - SAILCLOTH
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On hearing a forecast of gales, The crew had to take down the sails To safeguard the ship, Lest the sailcloth should rip And lure hungry sharks or blue whales.
NATURE - NAY
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By nature, some men are aggressive; Their wives find them fiercely possessive. If someone says 'Yea', They are apt to shout 'Nay!' Or phrases more plainly expressive.
CRAMPED - CREAM
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The cream to be stored in a cruet Was so cramped by the crocks full of suet That when more room was needed (Shelf space was exceeded) We wondered just how they would do it!
FLAGON - FLEET
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I dreamed of a tortoise so fleet That it chased a large dog down the street. Along came a dragon Which drank from a flagon, Then swallowed my pet parakeet.
DESOLATE - DETACH
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Don't know whether you know about the OEDILF... This AP bulletin was published in many papers today. Must be a slow news day.
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Don't know whether you know about the OEDILF... No, I hadn't heard about it. Thanks.
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DESOLATE - DETACH
If you live on a desolate plain, Assailed by tempestuous rain, The wind may detach A roof made of thatch, But a flat concrete one will remain.
PASSENGER - PASTEL
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