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PASSENGER - PASTEL
A passenger survey once found
That the tension of waiting around
Could be somewhat allayed
If stations displayed
Pink text on a pastel blue ground.
REJOIN - REMEDIAL
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Some sailors, ashore for some pleasure,
Got a message curtailing their leisure:
"Rejoin your ship now!
There's a crack in the bow,
And we need some remedial measure".
UNIT - UNLEASH
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Carpal Tunnel
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The unit of rocket-ship payload
Is more than a bale or a hayload.
Unleashed Falcon to Mars
And we send Tesla cars
(Should have been not a red but a grey load).
APPLE - APPLICATION
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Good health needs the strict application
Of sensible alimentation.
"An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away"
Is a very sound recommendation.
ROBUST - ROLLER
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The printers were really nonplussed
When a roller collapsed due to rust.
Their boss said: "It seems
That to shift all these reams
We need something much more robust".
ANOMALY - ANTENNA
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I thought I detected anomaly
When the preacher delivered his homily
My antenna perked up -
Sanctimonious pup
Had ignored all the values of family
BUTTE - CALAMITY
(Don't laugh - the previous page goes from BUM to BUTT...honest.!)
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There was a young army recruit
To whom the instructor said: "Shoot!"
Calamity struck,
And he died through bad luck
When his shot ricocheted off a butte.
ENDING - ENHARMONIC
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Be sharp and see more than platonic
In a lover who's not catatonic
Pick a musical school
And I guarantee you'll
Have a marriage that's most enharmonic !
SCROLL - SECRET
(I'll ignore an earlier page which - really - goes from "mentis gratissimus error" to "meum et teum" !)
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Try again.
Be sharp and see more than platonic
With a lover who's not catatonic
Actions chanteusical
Lead to a musical
Ending that's most enharmonic.
SCROLL - SECRET
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A scroll from an old hypogeum
Beneath an austere mausoleum
Had secret inscriptions
Whose clever encryptions
Were solved at the British Museum.
NIGHTLY - NITROGEN
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