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RARITY - RASP
Our limericks come with such rarity,
And they show a profound lack of clarity.
With a rasp in our voice
Do we now make a choice
Among grossness, or sex, or hilarity...
REPARTEE - REVOKE
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Pooh-Bah
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The Church was induced to revoke
Its ban on archbishops who joke.
Since then, on TV,
We've heard repartee
From sundry episcopal folk.
CANDLE CAPACIOUS
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Pooh-Bah
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They told me the house was capacious,
But sadly that claim was fallacious.
The doors had no handle,
The light was by candle,
And floorboards were missing. Good gracious!
FERRY FEVERISH
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old hand
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The Exxon Valdez now a ferry
Transports those more cheapskate than wary.
At the bridge, dude is feverish,
Runs her over a beaver squish!
But no oil's spilled: it's sanitary.
GOUGE GRAIN
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Pooh-Bah
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In Ivan the Terrible's reign,
Your views had to go with the grain.
If the Tsar or his minions
Disliked your opinions,
They'd gouge out a chunk of your brain.
TIGHTROPE TINNY
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...not.
An aspiring conductor named Ginny
Had a musical ear that was tinny.
And she flew in a pet
When her best review yet
Called her "...certainly no Toscanini!"
HAPPILY - HAZARDOUS
Edit: Wha? No tightrope! Never mind. I'll try again later.
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An aspiring conductor named Ginny
Had a musical ear that was tinny.
A tightrope performer
Called down through a dormer:
"That noise makes me wobble, you ninny!"
HAPPILY HAZARDOUS
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I heard a spectator exclaim:
"This rugby's a hazardous game!
But back in my day,
I'd happily play
We were light, and the risks weren't the same".
FLANK FLOORBOARD
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The car hurtled out from the bank,
Scraped the brick wall on its starboard flank.
Its speed was untoward;
Wheelman hit the floorboard
With his wingtips, so utterly swank.
BELITTLE BEND
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