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Those weirdos bow down to a cube.
That's worse than just being a rube
It defies sacred custom!
Never mind. Cops'll bust 'em.
Come on, let's go watch some more tube.
ALLIANCE ALMOST
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Pooh-Bah
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It's not (as they say) rocket science
To work out that NATO's alliance
Can almost be snapped
If its forces are apt
To provoke "friendly" nations' defiance.
MIME MISSTATE
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Pooh-Bah
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If you find you've misstated a term,
You might feel embarrassed and squirm.
If that's what you dread,
You can mime it instead
Provided your gestures are firm.
DIMMER DISCURSIVE
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Carpal Tunnel
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If you meet an attractive young swimmer
And you'd like her to join you for dimmer
Unless you're disbursive
(Not simply discursive)
Your prospects for "after" are slimmer.
ELEPHANT - EQUINOX
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Carpal Tunnel
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All right, all right, if you insist.
If you meet an enticing young swimmer
And you know that you ought to be slimmer
Unless you're disbursive
(Not simply discursive)
Your prospects get dimmer and dimmer.
(Personally I like the first one better.)
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Pooh-Bah
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ELEPHANT EQUINOX
The recent spring equinox fell
In a cold and tempestuous spell.
The poor kangaroo
Dropped dead at the zoo
And the elephant didn't feel well.
SILL SIREN
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Carpal Tunnel
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Carpal Tunnel
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SILL - SIREN
No matter how yellow his bill,
The birdie who hopped on my sill
Said he just couldn't stay
He was startled away
By a firetruck's siren too shrill.
ROBIN - ROCKPILE
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Pooh-Bah
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ROBIN ROCKPILE
On a rockpile a robin was perched,
When the stony heap suddenly lurched,
Then collapsed on the ground;
The deceased bird was found
Beneath, when the gardener searched.
INSULATE INTANGIBLE
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ROBIN ROCKPILE
On a rockpile a robin was perched,
When the stony heap suddenly lurched,
Then collapsed on the ground;
The deceased bird was found
Beneath, when the gardener searched. instead, in Line 5?
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Underneath instead, in Line 5? Yes, that's OK. Actually, I was going to put "Underneath" originally, but changed it at the last moment. 
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